So I followed a link to Slashdot to read about the second (or third?) broken cable affecting the middle east. More stupid speculation and accusations of “American spy efforts suck!” than you could shake a cat 6 cable at. But there was at least this one gem among the tinfoil hat ravings:
Last night while sitting in my chair
I pinged a host that wasn’t there
It wasn’t there again today
The host resolved to NSA.