Oh, great. My local newspaper has finally realized that George Lucas is
working on another Star Wars TV series.
LOS ANGELES â€” The Force may soon be coming to a television near you. George Lucas is planning a live-action television series spinoff of the Star Wars film franchise.
Godddamn, George, just let it die. You’ve already done enough to destroy the fond memories of my youth, when you made GOOD movies….a delusion that ended abruptly in the middle of Episode VI.
Lucas, 63, already has another television series in the works. Lucasfilm Animation has been working for months on the computer-animated Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
Wait, he’s got two coming? Crap, there’s a reason I watch mindless animÃ©. Some of it’s as stupid as anything Hollywood puts out, but at least it’s got panties, and girls that don’t look like they could substitute for beanpoles.