In which I engage in sarcasm inspired by Steven’s snark “Someone owes us a final chapter for three or four other series I can think of. For instance, UFO Princess Valkyrie, in which Val is legally declared to be insane and gets locked up in an asylum.”
So, without further ado:
Martian Successor Nadesico: In which Izumi (the strange female pilot) wakes up and we find that the movie was just her having a weird dream.
Grenadier: In which Rushuna has to go into the hospital for back surgery.
Strike Witches: In which Sakamoto and Wilkes finally admit they’re yuri for each other. Oh wait, that was already a doujin or seven. Never mind.
Saber Marionette J: In which Mitsuragi is brutally beaten to within an inch of his life (repeatedly), for the crime of being so damn annoying.
Excel Saga: In which Excel actually has a sensible thought, and the shock kills the entire cast. Oh, and Hat-chan actually stays dead.
Tenchi Muyo GXP: In which we finally settle the argument whether the four Rezna spies got added to the marriage or not. And the Nabishin-bot is junked.
Nanoha: In which the cast expands to infinity, and we just don’t care anymore.
Daphne in the Brilliant Blue: In which the entire group is locked up as threats to society.
Ikkitousen: In which the outcome of a battle is the entire female cast being locked up for six months on charges of indecent exposure.
Kanokon: In which it’s discovered by the authorities that Chizaru is actually 400 years old, and she’s arrested for sexual assault of a child.
Feel free to add your own in the comments….