So I was just making a reservation at a hotel, when I noticed that the form’s “name prefix” (or salutation, if you prefer) element included more than the usual “Mr.” “Mrs.” “Miss” “Ms.” and “Dr.” In fact, they included “Herr Doktor” and “Lord.”
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Or Steel Angel Krummy?
I watched Akikan ep. 2 last night, due to a severe lack of other things to do. Or rather, lack of desire to do the things I needed to.
Anyway, I’d like a refund of the brain cells I killed by watching that.
Homo-guy showed up again — the government official who has some interest in the “can girls,” and this time he stays long enough to explain what it is. He’s from the Bureau of Standards, and he wants …
Well, here we go again, with my half-satirical and supposedly humorous take on a year of bad anime. Just in case you’ve not read the previous installments, I do ten winners and ten honorable mentions, plus I usually toss in a special mention. These are usually drawn from the ranks of fansubbed series that broadcast in Japan within the last year, although I’ve been known to make exceptions. All opinions are strictly my own, and may not reflect whether or not I actually enjoyed watching the series. Warning: NSFW below the fold!
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This article sat in storage for about six months. It’s actual date should be May, 2008. Just because it was so close to completion, I decided to dust it off, and post it, as is. It was a mid-season comparison of the various fan-service shows of the Spring ’08 season. It seems like that was all I was watching then, so I might as well go with the flow.
So, without further ado:
May, 2008
To be clear, I am not considering shows that might contain fanservice; I’m sticking with those that are clearly designed around it. For spring ’08, that means four shows: To Love-Ru, Kanokon, Kamen no Maid Guy, and Penguin Musume. (One reason for the delay in this article was that I managed to overlook the subs of Penguin Musume until Wonderduck set me straight on where to look.) None of the four shows is of super-high quality although a couple of them are reasonably good. Each has its points that will appeal to viewers looking for certain things, and hopefully this article will help viewers determine which, if any, fits their tastes. And since the screenshots are likely to be NSFW, the rest of this article goes below the fold and sometimes behind spoiler tags too.
First up: Kanokon. To summarize:
Watched: 10 episodes and bleh.
Fanservice level: Very high, pushing into ecchi (situational and suggestive rather than graphic) outright pr0n. I thought episode 6 was bad…then came 7, which was so far over the line that two online distribution services pulled the series.
Art & Animation: A little bland. Sometimes Chizuru’s tail looks like a badly shaped banana.
Humor: Uneven, but occasionally brilliant early on; fades to ordinary. Some of the secondary characters are very funny, as they comment on the crazy leads.
Male Lead: Sucks. Not in a good way. He comes across like he’s 8 years old. And looks it. There’s times I think Chizuru must be into child rape, it’s that bad.
Female Lead(s): Magical, cute, & hot to trot. They’re not Mayu & Reika, but then again, they don’t swallow your life-force.
Secondary Characters: Superior, as previously mentioned. The class rep’s a one-note pain, but the other girls are a riot. Tayura, (Chizuru’s younger brother) is totally whipped.
Plot: Occasional hints that there is one lurking in the background, but that’s all. But whether they’re “bad” bad guys, or “good” bad guys remains to be seen. The only recurring conflict seems to be other spirits testing Chizuru and Kouta’s “bond”, which allows her to possess him and throw large energy blasts.
Storytelling: Periodically sloppy or unclear; the time slip in the first episode was particularly badly handled. Adults do not seem to exist. Logic behind many events and situations is threadbare. People routinely go stupid to advance the plot.
This show has a serious SEP field in which people notice things, but don’t think about them; twice Chizuru has been seen stark naked on campus, once she was naked in the middle of the street; and once half the girls in the school had their clothes transformed and then blown off. Yet episode 7 seemed to confirm that most of the students are normal humans; there’s only six, maybe eight spirits there (the twins are also special? See ep. 9), and only the teacher and nurse seem to know.
To Love-Ru. To summarize:
Watched: 6 episodes and out.
Fanservice level: High, but uneven. Sometimes also a bit ecchi.
Art & Animation: Serviceable. Some CG, which doesn’t mix well.
Humor: A weak point; tends to be rather cliché
Male Lead: Mediocre. Sad thing is, Riko is probably the best harem lead of the season.
Female Lead(s): One’s a cardboard cutout, starting at about 0.2 Rushunas, but reaching 0.3 by episode 6. The other is a braindead bimbo from outer space 0.75 Rushunas. (At Bridgebunnies, we prefer our meido at about 0.85 Rushunas, a measurement we hereby dub one Lyar.)
Secondary Characters: Straight from Central Casting, with one possible exception (Mikan, the little sister) who gets little screen time. Am I weird, in that Mikan is my favorite female of all these series? Nothing really throws her — naked alien bimbo in onee-chan’s bedroom? Not a problem. Aliens move into the house? Not a problem.
Plot: None visible. Valkyrie Lala, a cute alien princess, crash lands on Riko (in the bathtub, as opposed to bathhouse) while running away from home to escape an unwanted marriage. Yeah, that’s different.
Storytelling: Cliché-ridden, terribly derivative, and excessively ordinary.
More: The show is increasingly driven by the antics of Lum and her family. Oops, I mean Lala and Zastin, her brother, or guardian, depending on translator. Continuity is out the window, and common sense doesn’t dare approach this show. Very strong SEP field; folks don’t seem to notice that Lala has a tail. When they do notice, it’s assumed to be a “cultural difference.” It is increasingly becoming work to watch this show for the fanservice, although episode 6 seemed to be a bit darker than average — at first — it got silly enough at the end. I think this show is trying to make tentacle porn respectable, based on a few of the scenes. I jumped to episodes 11 and 12 and fast-forwarded. Ok the fearsome alien that’s really a laughably stupid shrimp has been overdone. And is Riko getting a harem? Sigh.
Penguin Musume. To summarize:
Watched: 3 episodes and hit the snooze button.
Fanservice level: Middling low.
Art & Animation: Usually cheap, but not excessively so. (nothing like a certain vampire series from last season…)
Humor: They try. I’ll give them that. For the sake of humor, whenever Penguin cosplays as an animé character, she gains that character’s powers. Usually, this has, um….unpredictable results.
Male Lead: None; unlike the first two shows, it’s not a harem comedy.
Female Lead(s): Sakura, a braindead female otaku, nicknamed Penguin Her new friend/archrival, Kujira, could lead her (yes, her) own show.
Secondary Characters: So-so. Her third-grade little sister, Kaede, evidently got all the brains in the family. Family servant is cut from the usual “super-butler” cloth. Marianna is apparently a hanger-on, Cha-Chi is a lovestruck martial artist, and I have no idea who Mary Chupacabra W. Whitebear is going to be; she hadn’t shown up by episode 3. (But I love the name.)
Plot: What’s a plot? This is all about absurdity and the occasional constant panty flashes.
Storytelling: Not really. It’s mainly about Penguin and the chaos around her, some of which she is actually responsible for causing. This is a show that depends on zaniness and misunderstandings for entertainment, and it delivers the zaniness. If that’s to your taste, this show should be for you.
More: Penguins! They don’t fly, except in this show — the theme is repeated everywhere; in fact the school’s mascot is a penguin. Penguins (and chibis) adorn the OP, which has different animation each episode, but invariably features a penguin-craft that would make a fully-loaded F-111 look anemic. All the people in this show are weird or crazy, none more than Sakura (Penguin) herself. She obsesses over Kujira, who looks just like her favorite animé character. And if Kujira did have her own show, it would probably be named Ranma 1/2. See, her father wanted a son to take over the dojo… and refuses to believe he got a daughter instead. Kujira was raised as a boy, leading to one of the most hilarious lines I’ve ever seen in animé:
Shampoo (known here as ‘Cha Chi’) shows up in episode 3, and she’s awesomely cute in this show too. Of course she refuses to believe that her beloved is really a girl; why is he trying to back out of their promise, made 8 years ago?
“Once Cha Chi defeats you, she must become your bride!”
“But I thought I was a guy, back then!”
Yep, she’s an otaku, all right.
Kamen no Maid Guy. To summarize:
Watched: 6 episodes and damn, there’s only how many left? Hey, would someone start fansubbing this show again?
Fanservice level: Middling to occasionally high.
Art & Animation: Overall, average. Maybe above average for a fanservice show, though the usual shortcuts are present.
Humor: Over the top, and very high. “No, no, you’re just a big-breasted kendo girl; your panties would only be worth Y70,000!” Also, I have to hand it to her brother; he’s always saying what I’m thinking about Fubuki. Except when he’s being stupider than usual.
Male Lead: Kogarashi, the Maid Guy, although it’s not that kind of show.
Female Lead(s): Big-breasted, athletic, and mathematically challenged. Also violent, when provoked. Probably the best lead of the lot.
Secondary Characters: Best. Maid. EVER. And no, I don’t mean the guy. Fubuki rocks. Think Siesta crossed with Najica. A sweet, short-tempered Najica. A sweet, short-tempered, big-breasted Najica. Longer skirt, though, dammit…
Plot: Lurking in the background; probably will get left there. Naeka is six months from inheriting the huge family fortune, but someone’s been killing off the rest of the family. Grandpa arranges meido bodyguards, one of whom is a “Maid Guy.” Think Souske Sagara with most of Superman’s powers, plus some new ones tossed in. And less sense.
Storytelling: I haven’t stopped laughing long enough to notice. There really isn’t much of a story here; the inheritance and threat are more for the setup than for the plot. I do think it’s a bit odd that Naeka and her brother haven’t noticed their lack of cousins…
More: Make that “more, please.” This show also depends on zaniness, only it’s much more original. It’s not a maid show; it’s a parody of maid shows. A typical episode involves Kogarashi coming up against a pseudo-threat and over-reacting in his own hilarious way. It’s not as brain-dead a reaction as Souské Sagara’s; it just lacks… perspective. Like the time he determined that a female threat to Naeka could be identified only by her green polka-dot panties. He contrived to steal the panties off every girl in the school–while they were being worn.
“Bah, saw that in Inukami,” right? Wrong. That guy was so slow, the women knew they’d been plundered. Not the subjects of Maid Guy’s investigation! “Stupid girls have no awareness! Kukukukukukuku!” In retaliation, Fubuki, as his keeper (of sorts) promptly detonates the bomb she put in his phone. Then there was the epic battle against the ninja meido twins. The older sister is scary, but I give the younger one points for ‘best use of an innocent bystander.’ “Maid Guy does not harm civilians!” As for the differently-aged twins…. “Yeah, I heard something… her expiration date passing!” Oh, did I mention that Naeka’s boobs have their own fan club? And of course there’s a lesbian stalker chick!
Really. I just don’t mistake it for quality entertainment, that’s all. Still, it had more plot than any other harem series lately, even if it couldn’t complete it yet (for fear of overunning the manga).
Because it’s all Don’s fault. It wouldn’t be a meme if he’d just ignored it, but no, he had to do one as well, and there you go, I saw it and had nothing better to do…. The beginning to the first post from each month of 2008:
January: Still Alive…Even if I’m not feeling very well. Still, while I’m waiting on the first two shows of the new year to download, I’ve managed to get my 2007 “worst†list finished. Now all I’ve got to do is get, prep, and upload the screenshots for it. Even managed to get a good start on the “honorable mentions list.†I’d like to get a little further into it though, in case I forget something that really should have been on the first list, like last year. (Wrong post. Sigh.) But no rest for the weary. Lots of housecleaning to do, and I need to help someone with their computer, and my brother with some business, and catch up on fansubs, and write my “Worst of 2007″ post, and run some errands, and…
February: So I followed a link to Slashdot to read about the second (or third?) broken cable affecting the middle east. More stupid speculation and accusations of “American spy efforts suck!†than you could shake a cat 6 cable at. But there was at least this one gem among the tinfoil hat ravings:
March: I’d been sitting on an order for a while, given that my last waste of money went so well for me. I decided enough time had passed, and reading about the silliness of Ranma 1/2 over at Steven’s place persuaded me to try another classic 80’s/90’s series. (Wrong post. This is the correct one.) Got caught up tonight. I have to say, that while I will not forgive this series for wasting a dozen episodes on high-school hijinks and angst, nor will I give it a good score for the same reason; it has finally gotten off its ass and started kicking some instead. Yuuiji mans up, gets his act together, and lays down some serious smack on a small Tomogara. There’s nothing left of it when he’s done. When the calvary comes flying in, it’s more a matter of him saving them, as he’s figured out the enemy plan. With his information, they put paid to second tomogara. And then the wheels come off, because there is a third. And this one seems to be damn near unkillable.
April: Well, the new season has delivered us a bunch of new shows, most of which I admit I haven’t bothered to watch. I have made it a point to catch all three of the fanservice shows thus far, so at least I can talk about those. I also watched what I thought was going to be the most intriguing: Daughter of Twenty Faces. (edit: that was the wrong post, too — the monthly lists aren’t working right.) I’ve been thinking about the situation implied by this episode, but it’s got to go behind the spoiler tag…
May: Warning: If you never played Star Wars Galaxies, this is going to be a long, boring post. Long-time readers of both my blogs will remember that I have a bit of a grudge against Sony Online Entertainment. I ranted about what they were doing to screw up with the Vision(tm) of Everquest for a long time; then I jumped ship to Star Wars, only to find out what true evil was.
June: In episode 8 of Kurenai, Murasaki channels Chizuru (last picture). Ah well, it definately explains Chizuru’s continued sucide attempts. Thought I was watching Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei for a few minutes there.
July: Just…wow. Now that was a kick in the teeth. We are definitely seeing the theme of CG at its best; it’s lonely at the top… I don’t know what the writers have been drinking lately, but I’d like some.
August: Not. A. Trap.
September: I’m going to be rather busy for a bit. My hurricane thoughts and such will appear at Houblog.
October: Less Taiga Aisaka, more Ryuuji’s MILF, please.
November: Good news is, my order got in and I’m watching Saber Marionette J. Bad news is, I just don’t have time for blogging about animé any more.
December: Ok, over the weekend, Dr. Heinous was in town, and he loaned me his copy of Tenchi Muyo GXP, which I quite enjoyed. He and I are now discussing which is our favorite, Ryoko or Amane. ( Poor Kiriko…. too ordinary. )
Hmmm. Not too bad. It actually got kind of interesting around June. Maybe I’ll do a “last post of the month” meme next.
Edit: for some reason, the “monthly archive” was chopping the first few days out of some months. When I went back to add the links, I found and corrected them. Mostly, I think…
Well, you might have noticed that I don’t seem to be on much of a hiatus right now. Owing to the news of the 3rd, I’ve suspended all my other projects, because I can’t concentrate on them right now. That leaves me some free time. In fact, too much free time. I’ve given up on MMORPG’s; the grind really bugs me. So I’m blogging again, for at least a few days. I probably won’t be doing many screenshots, although I finally fixed the problem with taking shots from .mkv files. They were always defaulting to the first frame of the file. Nvidia came out with some new drivers a while back, and they turned the trick.
So anyway, I picked up two series in my last order: Neo Ranga and Tenchi Universe (TV series). I have finished neither one, and it’s not just the mood I’m in; they both were sub-par series.
The problem with Tenchi is that the TV series made some significant changes to the continuity, and these bothered me. Worse, the entire series felt like filler material. Yes, I expected that from the OVA’s as well, but there were fewer of them, hence less filler. I quit watching Universe just before the episode where their spaceship gets stolen.
Neo-Ranga. Sigh. It had some promising points, but it needed a better writer and director. I finally quit when I realized that the country that the sisters had become kings of could offer to pay for millions of dollars in damages caused by Neo-Ranga, but couldn’t pay the girls a simple stipend so they wouldn’t have to scrounge for money. Yeah, right. Worse, the confrontation with the Yakuza dragged on for too long, and didn’t ring true. The Yakuza do not involve outsiders in their feuds, especially if it means danger to the general public. (One boss made that mistake a few years ago, and his support evaporated. He ended up committing suicide.)
Then I picked up Elemental Gelade at Best Buy. Nothing exceptional, but not bad either. One thing; it shows that Soul Eater was not the first one to come up with anthropomorphic weapons. The Edel Raids and Sting Raids of this world are generally cute girls or women, and they all turn into fantastic weapon forms, although Sting Raids are often more in the nature of beasts. Cou, bumbling rookie of the Red Lynx Air Pirates, ends up with Ren, a blue-haired autistic girl that turns into a seriously badass weapon. She has a heart and mind of her own, and Cou is not exactly sure how to treat her… cue romance, some angst, a number of cute girls, and a well-paced story, as Cou swears to escort her to the legendary Edel Garden. Multiple parties want to control Ren, as she is a powerful noble of a lineage thought lost, and not everything is what it seems. Whom can Ren and Cou trust?
While I was there, I also picked up Black Lagoon, Second Barrage #003. Ok, this was not as hard core as the first DVD of the season was, but it was still pretty rough sledding. Russian mob vs. the Yakuza. No happy endings here, and a lot of blood. Is anyone surprised?
Deacon dropped off some animated shows for me, but they’re all American stuff, including the Clone Wars digital movie. I’ll watch it sometime.
Edit: ARGH! How could I forget: I watched Eve no Jikan earlier tonight. So far there have been only 3 15-minute episodes, available for free on Crunchyroll. The only thing wrong with this series is that there has not be enough of it. Thus far, it has been a superb show exploring the limits – and limitations – of Asimov’s three laws.
