Hurry Up, Already!

Don sends this bit of good news: Negotiations are underway with several companies for the R1 rights to Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. The entire package; manga, novels, & animé, may be licensed here, to one company or several. (See 11/6/06 05:20 post.)

This is one animé I’m likely to spring for the box on, and pre-order to boot. DVD’s are cheaper to replace than hard drives, and I’ll wear mine out from rewatching the series! (Ok, the HD is hardly that fragile, but you get the picture.) An interesting note, scroll down to the 11/1/06 07:56PM post: American companies are getting behind on their license payments. The blame is placed on the fansubbers, but I suspect the real culprit is buying the licenses while the series is in pre-production rather than after it’s brodcast — and we know if it’s a stinker or not. (cough, Coyote Ragtime, cough, which looked awesome… for an episode.)

Update: Not only is the news circulating (as reported by Andrew, below) that Melancholy will be getting a second season in 2007, word has (over at Jason’s site) that Zero no Tsukaima is getting a second season.  This time, Louise and Saito better get their shit (and lips) together.

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Code Geass, Lelouche of the Rebellion (Anime Fansubs XIV)

There is no Japan. There is only Area 11.
If that line sounds familiar, you have a long memory.

Some early reviewers complained about the anglophobia of this series. I’ve ingored it, as it’s is less in evidence through each of the four episodes I’ve seen. It turns out to be misplaced concern anyway; this isn’t America they’re talking about. (Oh no, not at all! It’s the ‘New Brittanian Empire’ which just happens to be based in North and South America, and be “the world’s only superpower.” Riiiiiiight.) The Empire has used its mechas (‘Knightmare Frames’) to conquer Japan and rename it “Area 11”; the people are no longer Japanese, they’re “Elevens.” It’s ruled as a direct fiefdom by the third-in-line to the throne, a rather arrogant princeling, and the Imperials treat the Japanese only somewhat better than the Japanese treated the Chinese during the conquest of the 30’s. (Oh, wait, that doesn’t appear in Japanese history books… my bad.) Anyway, when rebels bomb a facility, it’s described as a terrorist attack that killed eight people…and fifty-one ‘others.’ Sweet guys, those rulers. As the backstory develops, it becomes evident that their world diverged from ours sometime around the reigns of Henry IX and Elizibeth I. (OTL, I think Henry the IX reigned only two years before dying, and Mary succeeded, followed by Elizibeth. Sounds like Mary gets skipped.)

Young Lelouche (or “Lulu” as hes known to his friends, Zero to his enemies.“I will destroy Brittania!”

Anyway, the character designs are by CLAMP, which stand in unusual contrast to mecha that look like they belong in Gundam. The eye adapts though, and Gonzo is sharp enough not to let the contrast be too jarring. The animation is good, there’s mild (and sometimes a bit more than mild) fanservice, and the voice actors are competant at their jobs; although take that opinion with a grain a salt since I don’t understand Japanese. The plotting has been outstanding, with every episode ending on a cliffhanger, although the last two have been inferior to the first pair. I do have one large quibble with the rescue in episode 4, but am willing to put that down to Lelouche correctly assessing his opponents actions. Overall, it’s difficult to discuss the show without getting into spoilers, but I will give it a shot. I simply do not want to give away those first two surprise endings, as they serve to define the story. Instead I’ll describe the first two thirds of the first episode, below.

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Some Lovin’ For the Forgotten Haremettes

Well, Riuva went and posted a question at his blog: Which girl do you favor to win the guy in this season’s harem animés? One problem. He dissed several series by omitting them. Now I don’t have a very large readership yet (if ever), so I’ve generally avoided making posts that are designed strictly to ask the readers what they think. I might be embarassed by the results, after all. 🙂 In this case, I’m going to make an exception and give it a shot. And if no one cares, then enh, whatever. Some reader in the far far, future may wander by and find these words etched onto the screen of a dusty monitor somewhere, so look on my words, ye Mighty, and despair! (Though I have no idea who’s going to be paying my hosting bills in this distant future.)

So here’s the shows in question: Kanon, Gift, Crescent Love, and Lovely Idol. Tell everyone who you want to win, and give a brief reason why. I’ll start:

Kanon: Sayuri. Because she qualifies. Also, she’s modest — and every other girl is either bughouse nuts, klepto, sickly, related to Yuuichi, or something else stupid.

Crescent Love: Tohyama. When in doubt, always go for the green-haired babe. Aside from that, she gets my pity vote, becasue I’ve never seen a show introduce a haremette and then completely forget she exists. Has she appeared since episode 2? For that matter, DID she appear in episode 2?

No opinions on Gift or Lovely Idol; I haven’t followed either one. So, what’s everyone else’s opinion, if they’ve seen one or more of these series?

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Three Animé Series, One Confused Blogger

Wonderduck had a comment on a prior post about liking Crescent Love, which I’ve been bagging on pretty harshly lately. It got me to thinking about why, because he sees the exact same things I do: one overused cliché after another. But it’s not just Crescent Love; there are three series that are really leaving me confused this season. Crescent Love, Busou Renkin, and Kanon. If you look at the first two, they’re both cliché filled tripe. But Crescent Love is right on the bubble between “barely good enough to watch” and “just bad enough to demand ridicule” — which is why I’ve done both. (Aside: I can do that, right? I sure hope so. As badly as I ragged Zero, I have rewatched several episodes. It’s just that I hated Louise and Saito not growing up.) Anyway, Busou Renkin is just as clichéd, and I made mild fun of it in my review, but I really like the show. What bugs me is that I can’t quantify why I do. What is it about Crescent Love that I consider it a loss, and Busou Renkin a winner? And what makes me look forward to Kanon more than either of them when it doesn’t even have a plot?

So, I decided to work up a comparison of all three, and just for fun, I threw in Otome as well. Needless to say, this chart is highly subjective. Your miliage may vary, and don’t bother writing letters to tell me what a maroon I am for not scoring them the same as you. Also note that I don’t have “Musical Score” as a catagory, because that’s not enough of a reason to watch a series. If I did score it, the ratings would be: Low, High, Medium, Low. (Just for comparison, Melancholy would have rated somewhere beyond infrared.)

Crescent Love
Busou Renkin
Kanon
Otome
Fanservice
Mild
Mild
Mild
It’s the point of the show
Romance
It’s the point of the show
Mild
High
Med. High
Plot
Little
Med. High
Huh?
Little
Action
Minimal
High
Huh?
None
Humor
Slapstick
Medium
Medium
Situational

Pacing

Slow
Medium
Snail
Medium
Animation
Poor
Medium
It’s KyoAni (-)
Good
Character Design
So-so
Middling
It’s KyoAni
Drool

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Busou Renkin! Gensundheit! (Animé Fansubs XIII)

Busou Reskin is a show that should be about as cliché as Crescent Love, yet I’ve found it to be much more watchable, even if the animation quality is not that good. It’s not bad, like some other series I could name, but .it’s obvious that Xebec’s A-team is on The Third. The change sequences are reused stock, but are mercifully brief, so it’s not so bad. The battle sequences aren’t very fluid though; they are barely passable. I think Xebec really could have done a fantastic job with the Valkyrie Skirt had they been willing to put more effort into the CG.

The show has a fairly simple premise: Centuries ago, alchemy split into two branches. One was the beginning of modern science. The other was dangerous and supposedly forgotten, but it actually subdivided into two secret branches. One is of an evil purpose: the creation of homonoculi; humans transformed into monsters serving their creators. The other became a method to fight against the homonoculi and their masters: Arms Alchemy (or Busou Renkin) creates a “kakugane” which is linked to and becomes an expression of the wielder’s fighting instinct. (Of course). Just think “unique and impossible magical weapons” and you’ve got it. It’s a thin explanation, and the writers don’t waste any time thickening it up or providing a backstory. Who’s supporting Tokiko? Does she have any allies? How does she pay for her lodgings? No, they haven’t even explained that by episode 4. They just toss Kazuki straight into the fight and kill him in the opening 30 seconds of the first episode.

Seems to be a lot of that “main character death” going around lately…Shakugan no Shana, Maburaho… Well, here’s a few hints for anyone caught in this situation, that may help you avoid the same fate.

Hint #1. If you’re a girl, don’t walk through abaondoned factories at night.
Hint #2 If you’re a guy, don’t try to rescue stupid girls from big mean monsters. Especially when it turns out they were acting as bait for the monsters. Getting yourself killed for nothing is so uncool.
Hint #3 If you’re a guy who gets stupidly killed trying to help a girl walking through an abandoned factory at night, make sure she’s carrying a spare kakugane to magically regenerate your body, repair your clothes, and function as your heart.
Hint #4: Learn to fight with something besides a pointy stick. Especially once you have a kakugane.

Of course, it turns out that the oddly-scarred schoolgirl that he was trying to help, Tsumura Tokiko, is an alchemal warrior, with her weird-looking “Valkyrie Skirt,” a set of four oversized swords attached to her legs by robotic arms. It just so happens she’s got a spare kakugane around, which does nicely for regenerating his ruptured organs (clothing too, apparently) — and substituting for his heart. It also turns into a huge lance that’s about 80% spear head with a tiny shaft. Other major characters:

Kazuki’s terribly cute and dumb little sister Mahiro who is a first-year student at the same school.
Three friends with the absurd hairdos: Rokumatsu (Mr. Brains), Daihama (Mr. Easygoing), and Okakura (Mr. Hentai). Sigh, I keep reading that as Roppanmatsu, but he’s the wrong sex, wrong hair color, and lacks being a robot.
Papillion Mask guy, a fellow student at the school. He appears to be headed towards Series Ongoing Bad Guy status.

The writers are having a bit of fun defying most stereotypes and mocking the common tropes, such as when Kazuki makes up a list of names for his weapon and asks Tokiko to pick one. Also, there’s the way Kazuki doesn’t hesitate or get dragged into the war against the homonoculi, but instead he jumps in with both feet. The absurd credulity of Kazuki’s friends and sister when they catch him and Tokiko together is also used to comic effect. I’m not sure, but it really looks like they’re angling this towards the rest of the school finding out what they are, and what they’re fighting. And I get a feeling that Rokumatusu already knows more than he’s letting on.

Kazuki’s got a GIRL’S name in his phone! It’s the end of the world! How kawaii! She’s his girlfriend! Urge-to-kill….rising!
WHAAAAAAH Please don’t kill us! Ok, attempt #2 to explain this!
Uh…. I don’ t think we thought that one through either.
That’s my sister…
dumb as a brick, but she can follow the logic.
“Let’s try: I’m your sensei!”
“Kazuki’s sensei is his girlfriend? “

As can be seen above, emo facial contortions make many appearances, but for once I don’t mind. What usually bothers me about them is a tendency in some shows to carry the joke on too long, or use it too many times. Ouran Host Club was a major offender in that regard, for all that it had plenty of other qualities; on more than one occasion, Tamaki spent several minutes in emo contortions, including the tiresome robot sequence. Here, the animators toss in facial contortions, but do so at appropriate times, and quickly move along.

Additionally, the musical score is surprisingly strong. The OP is a rolicking number that puts me in mind of a fast-paced version of Queen’s Highlander TV theme, and the fight music give me vibes like early Star Wars and Star Trek combined, with a little less of Wars’ pomposity and Trek’s melodrama. It never overwhelms the fight or drama, but it’s there, adding to the scene just like it should be.

Itsu made mo, itsu made mo
oitsuzukerun da doko made mo,
doko made mo ashita e no yuuki wo
doko made mo, doko made mo
moetagiru heart wo moe ikou

It’s a amusing show, with just enough melodrama and pathos to give it an edge. It’s not high quailty; as I’ve said before, I often judge a series on whether it’s characters grow, and I don’t get a sense here that we’re going to see that — unless one means in the sense of leveling up to a new combat technique, a staple of fight shows that has been slipped in here as well.

One of the interesting ‘background’ bits to this series is that it’s from Xebec, which also did Martian Successor Nadesico. I’m just beginning to pay attention to differences and trends from studio to studio, so I don’t know if this is really typical of Xebec or it’s just me, but I’ve noticed that they tend to have shows with quirky humor or an altered take on “typical” anime, such as The Third. In the third episode of Busou Reskin, Tokiko has entered Kazuki’s room through the window, but he’s not home. Okahura comes in and flashes a girlie magazine he’s brought over, but is embarassed into dropping it when he realizes Tokiko is there. She picks it up, and remarks disdainfully, “Keep a rein on the depravity.” Comes the despairing response: “Level up from a pervert to a sexual deviant?” The joke carries over into the next episode, and is hit from multiple angles, none of which are the “obvious” choice.

However, I’m disappointed that the original manga-ka is a prude. The figurine gives far better fanservice than the show.

Overall, I won’t mind picking this one up if it’s imported to Region 1, and I suspect it will be; at this point, it’s got the appearance of a moderately good series, with a good mix of humor, action, and drama, yet it doesn’t take itself too seriously. Always a good thing in this kind of show.

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Non-Technical Difficulties

As in I was wiped out last night and went straight to bed after supper.  Feeling better today; I should have an article up tonight sometime. Unless something distracts my ADHD self.

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He’s Such A Girly Man (Animé Fansubs XII)

Otome wa Boku is simply unbelievable. I mean that in the sense that it’s not credible or believable. Even in To Wong Fu, it was impossible to look at any of the three main characters and completely forget that they were really men. Granted, John Leguizamo did a damn good job as a drag queen, but still, there’s one very notable piece of equipment that men have (and women don’t) that should give the show’s premise away instantly.

No, I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about an adam’s apple. That little knot at the front of the throat that all men have–and women don’t. But as long as we’re on the subject, I don’t think Mizuho has a penis and balls either. Nor any testosterone, since he evidently doesn’t have to shave any facial hair.

Just how impossibly absurd is this show? Mizuho is so pretty, he has become the most popular girl in the school. And he develops a crush on last year’s most popular girl, who as it happens, reciprocates — and figures out he’s a guy. Even more impossible, Mizuho changes into his PE outfit in the same locker-room with all the girls, but doesn’t get outed! Ok, so Mariya and Shion were standing next to her, uh, him, to block everyone else’s view, but come on! A whole class of girls are in the locker room, stripping to their underwear and getting into gym wear. You mean to say the most popular new girl in the school isn’t going to draw any attention from other girls the first time she, uh, he undresses? Nobody’s going to want to, you know, compare busts, maybe? Be serious! The boy’s got an incredible set of falsies, no testosterone, no balls, and no dick. Lost’em like Van Gogh’s ear, in a shaving accident, probably while trying to learn how to shave his legs. Continue reading

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