Full Metal Panic: TSR DVD 2

Sometimes I make a mistake when I form an early impression of an animé series. Usually, it’s that I’m too generous about the plot, assuming that there is a method to the writer’s madness, when actually, there’s a madness to their method. In such cases, I’m disappointed by the failure of the writer to clean up (or even acknowledge) the loose ends. Right now, Simoun is trending that way; with only two episodes left, they’re still piling on mysteries and weirdness, with only one answer to the prior questions.

In the case of Full Metal Panic: The Second Raid, I may have made the opposite mistake. Several months ago, I saw the first episode’s fansub, but I didn’t like it. It wasn’t that the series looked bad; it was that they seemed to abandon the trademark balance of comedy and drama that makes this series what it is. I had passed on Fumoffu, partly because it was all comedy, and it looked like TSR was going to be all drama. The sole nod to humor in the first episode didn’t work for me; Kanamé’s bitchiness was overplayed.

For people unfamliar with the series, or needing a quick refresher, according to Anime News Network, “Full Metal Panic! is based on a series of novels by Gatoh Shoji. The first season of the Full Metal Panic! anime covers the first 3 novels, while the second season, Fumoffu, covers various of the short stories. The third season (aka The Second Raid) adapts the two Owaru Day by Day novels.” There is also a 30-minute OAV that takes place after the end of TSR, though I don’t know if it will be bundled with the series for North American release. The first series was done by Gonzo, but the rest have been done by Kyoto Animation.

FMP takes place on a slightly altered version of our own world: the Soviet Union still exists, and mainland China has broken into two parts in a civil war. Mercenary military organizations exist, and are hired by various parties. Of these, Mithril is both the most capable and secretive. Their reach is worldwide, their technology is ten years ahead of everyone else’s, and they often undertake missions on their own initiative. Who pays for all this is never stated–in fact, one of the major flaws of the series is that so much of the background hasn’t been adequately explored. For what it’s worth, this is the fault of the original author, not the animators. Another unexplained phenomenon is “The Whispered,” people who can sometimes hear a voice describing technology in advance of our own, and how to build it or make it work. Mithril’s advantage comes from the fact that it’s been very successful in finding and recruiting such people at a young age, including the 17-year old Theresa Testerossa, who built and is captain of the Tuatha de Dannan, a super-submarine operating from Mithril’s Pacific island base. It is heavily armed, highly automated, and capable of launching six Arm Slaves (mechas) either on the surface or underwater. Despite her youth, it’s obvious that Mithri trusts her to run it, although they’ve evidently given her a very experienced and capable staff to make sure everything goes well.

FMP isn’t her story, although she’s a major character and possible romantic interest; it’s the story of one of the AS pilots, Souske Sagara, and Kanamé Chidori, a young Whispered attending a high-school in Japan. For yet another unexplained reason, Sagara ended up being abandoned as a child in a west asian conflict, and grew up as a mercenary. From age 8, he’s never known a civilian life. Recruited into Mithril, he is the youngest AS pilot in their forces, and highly capable. Kanamé Chidori on the other hand, is a perfectly normal if, ah, highly assertive Japanese high-school student…well, normal except for being a Whispered. In addition to somehow knowing details of how AS’s work, she occasionally gets premonitions, and can even manifest telepathy under pressure. The first FMP series tells the story of how Sagara, because of his age and ethnicity, is assigned to Chidori’s school to guard her when Mithril somehow (not explained!) learns that she may be a Whispered and targeted by forces unknown. Steven notes it’s a fish-out-of-water story, and Kanamé is much better at adapting to Sagara’s world than he is to hers; Souske’s antics are the source of most of the slapstick humor. On that score, prepare to suspend disbelief, big-time. One-tenth of his stunts would be enough to get him banned from school for life, if not thrown in jail. For instance, when he discovers someone in the next room is spying on Chidori, his solution is to blow a hole in the wall and take him down at gunpoint. Chidiori’s solution to Sagara’s excesses probably left bruises; she has no fear or hesitation to tear into him when he screws up. They’re a regular Punch-n-Judy act, only when they’re together, he’s Judy.

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Grumble.

Well, I was working up a post on FMP: TSR DVD 2, but I managed to hit the wrong key and lose the entire thing. Of course, I’d been working on it for over an hour without saving. Baka. Oh well, it was wandering all over the place anyway, not a good, tight article at all. I’ll try again tomorrow or Wed. Meantime, I’m bushed.

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Posting Disruption

Some bizarre update bug struck my system this morning and wiped out almost all of my customizations, about half my registry, and all my shortcuts. I’ve spent several hours deleting stuff in general, moving crucial files, reformatting a drive, running system checks, and making sure it wasn’t a virus. At this point, my system is restored to about where it was last August, but I’ve added a lot of programs and things since then. What software is still installed has no registry entries. ALL my email and browsing records, including stored addresses, are gone. I’m stuck re-installing software, and won’t be doing much writing for a bit.

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E-Mail is Here, Wish I Was Fine

First off, I’d like to apologize to everyone who has been trying to send me email for the last two or three months, only to get a bounce message. I finally tracked down the problem tonight, with a mere 5 minutes of work. I kept looking at it, off and on for the last two weeks, but nothing clicked. I finally realized that the major problem with the mailserver was that the admin is a total idiot, and incompetent to boot.

Yes, I mean me.

You see, when I set up Houblog v.1 under Post-Nuke, I also got an e-mail account, administered using the host’s toolkit, and I tested it by sending an email to myself, using u#bu at ho#ubl# og. co# m (Sorry about the spaces and #, but I’m spoofing harvesters, of course) and I got it, so all was good with the world. Unfortunately, over the next two years, I also got more and more spam, and the tools included in the mailserver were totally inadequate — in face, the host admitted they don’t work at all. Joy. Since I wasn’t doing a whole lot with the site as of last fall, I was getting WAY more spam than I was legitimate e-mail. Finally, I got fed up with it and started digging through the tools. Found a lovely setting that would blackhole any mail sent to houblog.com. “Nah,” I decided. “Not mean enough. I want their machine to eat processor cycles discarding my bounce messages too! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAA!” So I set it to bounce instead.

And a funny thing happend. I stopped getting e-mail entirely. Now understand, I was only checking mail there about once every 3 weeks or so by then. I just didn’t want to mess with Houblog, owing to being stressed out. (hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe stressed out. I thought I was stressed out then… hahehehehehehshahahehehehaheehehheheaeahehheaheehehehehahehe *gasp* urk. Ahhhh, excuse me.) Ahem. So, it was quite a bit before I noticed I wasn’t getting any email at all. And I just shrugged and decided “what the hell, I guess everyone forgot about me, between the anime blogging and nothing interesting going on with the city.” I wasn’t getting much over here either, which I didn’t think as odd, because, I didn’t care.

And so things sat, until both Kevin and Tom started fussing that they couldn’t reach me. “Odd, I must have messed up a setting,” I thought. So I logged in and poked around, but never found anything amiss. The bounce is set properly…

If you’re an experienced site admin, you probably saw what went wrong at the beginning. Even if you’re not experienced, the obvious clue is two paragraphs back, and I should have twigged then. But no, I kept mucking around in the dark, when I could have solved the whole problem in about 1/10th the time it’s taken me to type up this article. What a maroon.

When I set up the mail account, I accepted only the default account, which used my site admin ID for the name.
Needless to say, my administrator ID is NOT “ubu”.

All of the email I had ever recieved in that mailbox, I was getting, not because it was adressed to me, but because it was addressed to an invalid mailbox, and the default setting was to dump it in the administrator’s box!

What a fucking maroon.

But wait! There’s more! You see, when I set up this server, well, by that time I was an experienced and savvy admin, right? Well, sorta. I did remember to set up an account for ubu at this server, yessiree, I did.

Then I promptly forgot it existed, and have only ever checked the default admin account since.

Sigh. I raise brain-dead to a high art form.

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I Tried! I Really Did!

It’s not my fault Steven fell from grace, and worse, chose poorly!

I am a sinner. I have sold my honor for a handful of lead coins. I hang my head in shame.

I tried to warn everyone away from Girls’ High!

When people have used the word “raunchy” to describe this series, they knew whereof they spoke. I feel soiled.

Yes. Yes we did. This series is, I think, the only one I ever chose to delete outright from my hard drive. Even Dokuro-chan didn’t get that treatment. It’s not just that it’s raunchy, it’s pointlessly raunchy. Inflict episode 5 on yourself if you ever want to make Dokuro-chan look good….

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CCS: 45 Down, One To Go

Well, here I am with one episode to go out of the first CardCaptor Sakura series. I have to say, I did not expect that. I thought of it…. But I went, “yeah, right! There’s something unusual there, but not that!” Sheesh. “There is no such thing as coincidence.” Heh. Completely blindsided…

If you have seen that much of the series, you know exactly what I’m talking about. If you haven’t, sorry, it’s as close as I’m getting to a spoiler.

But the second OP and ED are as bad a pair of songs as I’ve ever heard. The first opening grew on me after a while, and some episodes, I would listen most or all of the way through it. Not the second. Ugh.

Edit: and what gets me is that there were two really obvious clues, but they did have to be put together with the third, and I didn’t spot any of them.

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Melancholy Dub Cast Announced

Only a few hours old, the news from Anime News Network

ADR Director – Eric P. Sherman
Haruhi SuzumiyaWendee Lee
Mikuru AsahinaStephanie Sheh
Yuki NagatoMichelle Ruff
KyonCrispin Freeman
Itsuki Koizumi – Johnny Yong Bosch
Ryouko Asakura Bridget Hoffman
Tsuruya-sanKari Wahlgren

It’s a very experienced cast, and they’ve all done a number of Bandai titles before. However, if you follow the link to Wendee Lee, you’ll see what has prompted complaints from some of the series’ fans: several members of the cast are a bit too experienced; in short, they’ve all done so many roles, they’ll sound like characters we know from other series. There’s something to be said either way for experienced vs. unknown VA’s. It will be interesting to see how well they work out, but I’m a sub, not a dub guy.

Wait, that sounded kinky….

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