Campione, Ep. 1

When last I left you, I had read the first published novel (third story) of Campione! and was downloading the first episode. As I suspected, it was the first story chronologically (third novel). It was also a slam-bang barrel of fun from start to finish. If they can keep up this pace and not turn the protagonist into the p-whipped milksop I read in the LN, this will be a winner.

The setup is that 15 year old Kusanagi Goudou is sent by by his grandfather to the island of Sardinia to return a strange stone tablet that he was sent by an old girlfriend. He was an archeologist back in the day and a bit of a ladies man, so he occasionally gets gifted items of various antiquity. For some reason, he decides to send it back, not via parcel post, but via his grandson, who speaks no Italian. Of such macguffins are series made. For that matter, if I could meet beautiful Italian girls like Erica Blandell over stone tablets, I’d have become an archeologist too.

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Summer 2012

As usual, this is not a review of the shows out there, but just my take on what I might watch. Those interested in original research should take a look at Aroduc’s preview. Not sure what’s up with Sea-Slugs; they haven’t put one out that I’ve seen.

As usual, slice-of-life, kid’s shows, otome-service, and pure porn-service shows are way out. Harems are in only insofar as they can be entertaining due to the girls, the guy in the center, plot, or action. Unfortunately, this season seems to be full of shows that fit the exclusions, not the inclusions. So without further ado, let’s do!

Looking forward to:

Sword Art Online: This is one I’ve been wanting to see made into an anime since I started reading the LNs. The original novel had only enough to fill a six-episode OVA, but with the addition of several more stories filling out the backstory, there’s enough for a full two-cour series. I’m not wild about the animation and character design, but the background art appears pretty good as they are trying to give a feel for an MMORPG. Some folks dis the story as a .hack clone, not realizing its original incarnation as a web-novel predates .hack. It’s also from the mind of a single author, telling a single story, so that’s an advantage. The trap is a bit ridiculous, but once you get past that, it’s a story of people unexpectedly tossed into a life-or-death situation. If anything, I’d say its closest storytelling genre would be the disaster flick. Who will be a hero, who will be a goat, and who will deny reality? Those are the questions that make this a cut above other stories.

Campoine!: The first episode has already aired, but I haven’t found a sub yet. This one looked to be pretty interesting, given that it starts with the protagonist killing an evil god — then he gets recruited into a school of similar god-killers. However, viewers of the broadcast say that to get there, they telescoped three light novels into one and made up for it by tons of exposition. That’s a pretty questionable decision, which makes me think that the studio didn’t think they could do justice to the first two novels, or didn’t think they were good enough to bother with. Since I’ve never read the LNs, I’ll withhold judgement for the time being. (Edit: I’ve now read the first story, and the deal is that the first novel is the third story. So apparently they’re telling it in chronological, not book order, which I agree with–at least, pending the episode, which is currently downloading now. And Erica Blandell is entirely too much for Goudou to handle. Hell, his sister is too much for him to handle. Switching the protagonists between this and Antihero would be fun.)

Dog Days’: I’m looking forward to seeing the cousin, but let’s face it: the show will be made or broken by how much Becky is an angst-fest waiting to happen. If she turns out to have some kind of talent that makes herself useful, that would help, but if she’s just a fifth wheel whose only purpose is being jealous of Princess Millafiore, she’s going to be a huge dampener on what’s supposed to be essentially a fun story.

Checking out:

The Aesthetics of an Antihero: I foolishly had some hopes for this one — like Campione! it starts with what would normally be the ending — traveler from our world saves another and returns with the demon king’s daughter in tow. Only then he gets recruited into a school of god-kill — uh, world-savers. Except he’s not a hero. Then there was the latest preview, which YouTube wouldn’t carry. (Second link in the first paragraph after the jump). OMFG. Even without the mention at 1:52, I realized what I was looking at: Queens Blade with the addition of an Alpha Male. At least it stars a protagonist that knows what the hell to do when surrounded by that many buxom babes — defeat them all by unleashing the Most Common Special Attack! Except for the one that counterattacked with the Glowing Uterine Cannon of Death, and she just got punched in the ‘nads. Ok, this one goes on the “table-raping watch list” until I can’t take the stupid any more. Probably the second episode….

Whenever I’m bored:

That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex: I think this is the same as a manga I’ve been reading, but only a few chapters have been translated. It’s not really that good, but I’ll watch it for a bit, for lack of anything better.

One of Them is My Sister: Don’t care for the art/character design/animation. Don’t care for the secret incest angle. Only thing going for it is that there’s actually a reason for all the girls to go after him — he needs to marry one of them to inherit a fortune. Nothing like “How to Marry a Millionaire” done as an anime. Only without the lying schlep in the center.

Ambition of Oda Nobuna: Oda Nobuna(ga) as a blonde female with a gun. What’s not to like? I’d like to know how the guy wants to restore history in this weird world.

Well, there’s a couple more I might give one episode if I’m really bored (likely; I’m off for a couple of weeks recovering), but those won’t include the following:

Lagrange
Tari Tari
La Storia Della Arcana Famiglia
Humanity Has Declined
Chitose Get You
Love Songs
Yuri Yuri
Summer Snow Rendezvous
Joshiraku
Driland Exploration
Hearts Connect
Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere
Hakuouki
Ebiten

Well, until the season starts….

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Way to Hide the Lead, ANN

To be fair, the story might have been included in its own article in the past, but in the world of Obamacare, why be fair? (Generally I keep my poli-blogging separate from my anime blogging, but if the final nail in the coffin of personal freedom isn’t worth a little snark, what is?) Anyway, in an article on a new PSP game combining the characters of Index and Railgun, this little gem was buried.

An anime film will open next February with a new story written by Kamachi and new characters designed by novel illustrator Kiyotaka Haimura.

Since it’s a new story, it means they’re not doing the Sisters arc as seen from Mikoto’s side. Given the way the article is written, I can’t even be sure if it’s about Index or Railgun. Perhaps they haven’t decided yet?

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What Truely Sucks?

My last post had nothing to do with what was really on my mind. It was also the first post I ever wrote in part on my iPhone, a distinction that went unnoticed as I was writing from my hospital bed and had things on my mind. I was frankly happy that I could write anything at all, even though spell check and auto suggest was doing a lot of work for me. I was in the hospital (twice) for good reason. Late last Friday night all the work stress (and i do mean STRESS with a capital S) and bad eating habits caught up to me. I suffered a mild stroke. At first it was thought to be a TIA (transient ischemic attack, a precursor), but after the extent of damage and the MRI came to light, it was reclassified as a stroke.

Obviously i can type, and even talk fairly decently. at times. It takes some effort and i have retype stuff, shorter comments are better which why no one could tell in my comments. The major effects were limited to my left brain; I’ve suffered some minor loss of sensitivty in the right side and fine motor control, but I can eat and drink normally. (Update: I find that I drool a bit, unfortunately) But thats also the section where language is located and I’ve discovered it’s heavily affected by even the slightest amount of stress. Nag me about eating or taking my medicine (which my family is doing non stop) and become unable to talk and even typing goes to hell. From what I’ve researched (not even the neurologist tells me much), it seems similar to agrammatic aphasia

Get away from them, chlll out with a book or even playing Magic the Gathering, and about the only thing you’ll notice is that i hold my cards in my left hand instead of my right… i tend to drop things and not even realize i’ve done it. I can even shuffle cards…though i have to watch what I’m doing thanks not being able to feel them properly.

There is hope of recovery over six months to a year, but I don’t know about therapy yet. Trying to edit this into sense is starting to throw me so I’m going to post it and come back later to update it after I’ve settled down a bit and don’t have to type some words three or four times or rely on spell check so much. .

Update: thank you all for your well-wishes. Definitely not as bad as it could have been. I’m off to see the doctor about therapy and whether or not I can return to work. Since I can only type in short bursts before things start to go to hell, and I can’t guarantee I’ll be able to hold a discussion on the phone or even in person, I’m going to be somewhat limited, seeing as anal ysis and communication are my job. Now if I can just survive the side-effects of my medicine — Something set my heart to racing the other night and very nearly resulted in another trip to the hospital before it settled down.

For the time being, blogging will be liight and short. Heh

Update 2: My doctor has spoken, no return to work until mid July, given that work stress played a big part. For once, I’m not tempted to come back early. 40% of stroke victims suffer a second stroke soon thereafter — and I’m not interested in being in that group. I’m going to take it easy and look into speech therapy. Hell of it is, I hardly need it if I’m relaxed and/or having fun. I sound like I’m drawling or stuttering a bit most of the time. We have a supervisor with a much worse speech defect. But if I tense up in the slightest, I can’t type or talk, and unlike the supervisor, my job requires good communications skill.

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Well this sucks… [updated]

I’m stuck somewhere with (only) wifi/iPhone access until tomorrow. And CR’s iPhone app is glitching, so I can’t watch Moretsu Space Pirates. Grrrrrr.

Well, I finally deleted CR’s iPhone app and reloaded it, which solved the problem — mostly. Unfortunately the download glitched, and the last few moments would only repeat the beginning of the episode. It was the right length, but it would only play the beginning again, not the end. What point did it glitch at? The absolute worst possible, of course. Misa fires her gun, and Luca’s eye goes wide in shock. Thats it. That’s exactly where it restarted. ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH! [vader]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/vader] Now you tell me that was an accident, and I will tell you that you haven’t seen the episode. That had to be malice aforethought from my iPhone. Damn thing is possessed!

So I figured I was stuck for another two hours, and decided to go read about it at Chizumatic Lo and behold, as spoiler-laden as the episode itself was (by definition, duh), the missing four minutes of show/preview had even bigger surprises. And hey, any scene with Blaster Ririka in it can’t be bad, so it was nice to finally watch it. (It downloaded properly the second time).

I do want to make one note about the first of the surprises after the glitch: I’d noticed something odd about Luca a while back — after the forced hospitalization, she never did her mystic-gazing-in-the-crystal-ball thing again. I was wondering where it went, but I put it down to the writers getting bored with it. Silly me, I should have known better.

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Well that was one way to kill a whole day

Spent it on the Megatokyo page of TvTropes. And various links leading therefrom.

Sorry about the lack of content; work’s been insane. No, not busy as hell, but that too. Actually insane. I think they’ve all lost their minds, because they’re sure making me lose mine. I’m even behind on my anime. Time to go fix that, I think.

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Dusk Maiden of Amnesia

Work’s been insane lately, and not going to get any better anytime soon. No long posts like the last review for a while, but I just want to say that Dusk Maiden of Amnesia has left the silly behind and turned up the creepiness to about eight or nine. And it’s seriously working. I think it’s also getting into anime-original territory, as I don’t remember either of the storylines in episodes six and seven. I hope this means that they’ve actually written an ending to it.

If you like your horror sexy, this might be worth waiting through the first five episodes. They’re not total losses, and some clues are buried there that become important later on.

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