There’s only one way to describe Kanokon after episode 7: Forget ecchi, it’s soft-core porn. What the HELL happened to the broadcast standards? (Not that I’m objecting…)
Remember Kamen no Maid Guy’s opening episode, with Naeka’s bare breasts in the shower scene? Well, you can forget it now. We can honestly say that Chizuru’s are bigger and bouncier. And have heart shaped aureole(s? ae?). Very NSFW and it only gets worse below the fold. Not all of it is under spoiler tags either.
Don’t believe me when when I say it will get worse? Muahahahahahahahaaha.
A typical winter morning in the Kouta household. (Yes, of course he lives alone–it’s a harem comedy!). Freezing cold outside, nice and warm under the blankets, especially with the extra heater curled up around him….
Now as it happens, the answer was “yes” and mom said “test the boy, and if he’s not worthy, put a stop to this.” Kurihana belongs to the “test to destruction” group, and whips up an epic blizzard that buries the school in minutes. Then she sends in animated snowmen to quash any resistance by the few spirits able to remain active.
Meanwhile, the twins get some
character development time; pitching a cardboard tent and cooking up some tasty soup. Said soup consists of edible grass found down by the stream, and some meat that the nice butcher puts in a sack and tosses into the metal can behind his store. There is obviously a story about these two, I have to wonder if we’re going to get it?
But hey, back to the porn. I know my readers, and they know me. After fleeing the snowmen, Kouta, Chizuru, and Nozomou take refuge in an empty room. Kouta’s getting a chill from sweating due to the run. Bear in mind that icicles are forming inside the school by now.
We so need some baow-chicka baow-wow music going here. Of course the logic of removing your clothes to get warm escapes me, but these girls aren’t thinking rationally. I’m forced to conclude that these two have been in season for several months now. (Yeah, yeah, horny chicks are always in season. Right. Tell me about it, you Great Erotic King, you.)
Of course, Kurihana (a.k.a. “Ms. FreezeyurPuppies”) shows up to put a stop to the porn. “Did you know that while you are screwing around here, near literally, I might add, your schoolmates are freezing to death? And it’s your fault!”
Of course Chizuru finally possessed Kouta and blew Kurihana away. Although she really didn’t look hurt. Now, I’d like to offer a bit of advice: never win a battle that’s going to leave you standing stark naked in front of the entire school.
Two final notes: The real instructions, revealed by Kurihana at the end: “…and if it’s for real, tell her to bring him home.” Apparently the next episode may be about that. But the second item is that Chizuru herself is a bit older than she appears. Like 400 years older.
Geez, how many times did she get held back in school? Must have skipped class a lot, to chase boys.