Return of the Router From Hell

It’s baaaaaaaaaack!

I hate tech support. Really, I do. Idiots reading from scripts and a total refusal to address the real problem. I spent over three hours on the phone, four calls, to AT&T tech support, at one point getting into a shouting match with a surly phone rep (I refuse to call someone a tech if they’re only reading from a script).

“Sir, I’m telling you, you must be typing the password in all caps.”

“And I’m telling you I’m not, and you’re a frigging idiot. Goodbye.”

(“Must be” in the sense of that was what she was certain I was doing, not what I had to do to get it to work.)

So anyway, I finally got one system online, caught Master Plan online and then gave him a shout on the cell phone. Fifteen minutes and a few simple tests later, we’d determined that it was the router.

In fairness to the last phone rep tech I talked to, she at least worked with me enough to determine it was possibly the router and not their systems — and also, there was some random behavior going on; by the end of the night I had more clues to work with. The router might let a wireless connection go through (from laptop yes, from Soupbone, my oldest system, no); a wired connection (Lyar, Misaki) had no chance and would even screw up the first few attempts after reconnecting the modem directly to Lyar. (Stratos 4 is currently sidelined, or I’d have tried it for a 3rd wireless). The last rep did some research and determined that the error message I was receiving was due to XP SP2 getting confused by the router and generating modem errors; it was a known issue. And she was certain it was a router issue (although I was still unconvinced by that point, I was willing to consider it — she was right, it seems, so I’ll call her a tech.)

AT&T, with it’s “we’re not going to address router issues” and brain-dead tech support, had me changing my password FOUR times (despite the fact that I told them I was able to authenticate and get an IP address from their login server), when all we needed to do was ping across my network and to their servers to figure it out. Granted, the random failures were confusing the issue, but there was enough consistency that if AT&T would be less router-phobic, I’d have wasted far less of their time and mine. And gotten to bed earlier.

Grumble. Oh well, tonight I try resetting the router; if it doesn’t behave, it’s back to Fry’s I go.

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Reality, or the Lack Thereof (Coyote Ragtime Show)

No matter whether we’re talking animé, manga, or American TV, a show should make sense, or it shouldn’t. (“Hunh?” you say. “Why would a show not make sense?” Hang with me a minute and I’ll explain.) I’m talking, once again, about the two rulesets for the “reality” of a show. I keep tweaking and refining them; maybe at some point they’ll approach Zen-like simplicity. In their current form:

Ruleset #1: Actions have consequences. Events develop logically. While the rules of physics may vary from story to story, everything works within them. If anything completely inexplicable happens, it is a Mystery, and usually a plot point. (Otherwise it may be a Deus ex Machina).

Ruleset #2: Actions have no consequences, and events occur without cause; often without permanent effect. The impossible occurs regularly. Objects and characters appear and disappear as needed for momentary plot or gag convenience; if it is convenient to ignore previous events, they never happened.

I have sometimes thought of Ruleset #2 as the “Bugs Bunny rules.” If Bugs meets Elmer Fudd in a cartoon, it’s always the first time they’ve met. If Elmer shoots Bugs, the bunny isn’t hurt, even if the reason is absurd. If Bugs drops an anvil on Elmer’s head, Mr. Fudd is right as rain by the next scene. We know these rules, and we know not to take anything we see seriously, because it’s all harmless, and nothing really changes, whether Bugs and Elmer are in a Wagnerian opera, or the old west. One series that takes ruleset #2 to the extreme is Excel Saga, which warps reality to the point of having a built-in device for resetting continuity.

Note that ruleset #2 can intrude into ruleset #1 in limited fashion. This normally happens as a gag; the most common occurrences are “the washpan falling from nowhere,” an impossible “emo face,” or a character (usually a girl) yanking some object out of hammerspace (usually to hit a guy). Usually, the SEP field manifests to protect “reality,” and people don’t notice these oddities. But generally, people are required to “obey the rules” in their behavior, and no SEP field can protect them if they violate this. If a character acts in a manner completely inconsistent with known behavior patterns, the audience loses empathy, and becomes outsiders to the story, because they don’t believe what the characters are doing any more. Witness the recent backlash against Yoshida in Shana II: she’ll hold her own against tough Shana, but fold against meek Konoe? Events receive some protection; more than characters, perhaps. Gag things can happen, like in AMG, normal, non-magical characters appearing and disappearing in puffs of smoke, right in front of Keiichi and Belldandy — and no one bats an eyelash. In the AMG manga, the students arrive at college one day to find it’s been turned into a European castle. Everyone shrugs and goes home.

“Dramatic entertainment” (or entertainment that thinks of itself as dramatic) can go only as far into ruleset #2 as can be covered by an SEP field. Souske Sagara may produce a truly astounding number of weapons from his person, but he can’t hide an Arm Slave there. He can become extremely concerned about Kaname’s safety (to the point it affects his loyalty to Mithril), but it wouldn’t make sense if he suddenly started acting like a lame harem lead towards Melissa Mao. And a bona-fide fireball-tossing wizard cannot show up riding on a unicorn to attack Sagara in the Arbalest.

If things exist which shouldn’t, either they’re a Mystery (and often a plot point), or it’s a “mistake of convenience” to allow the writer to solve a problem. (Or set one up, such as the Whispered, in FMP.) Often, a bad writer can put himself in a corner, because a variant of the problem occurs later, but the writer doesn’t want it to be easily solved. What happens then can be either a deus ex machina; its close relative, the contrivance, or a lapse in which the writer simply ignores the problem and expects his audience to not notice.

The SEP field can protect events and objects from becoming lapses — but it can’t protect characters very well, because characters are the core of a story, not object or events, and so people aren’t very forgiving of problems there. If something happens once in a show that exceeds the ability of the SEP field to cover, it is a goof — because the SEP field is really rooted in the audience’s perception, and its willingness to suspend belief in logic long enough to accept what happened as entertainment. Even the best writers can mistake their audience’s willingness to “play along.” Should such mistakes keep happening over and over again until the audience begins to reject the characters or show, it’s bad writing.

Unfortunately, this is Coyote Ragtime Show’s greatest sin, and it indulges in it repeatedly, almost from the very first scene. That one, I can forgive, although not forget. When actual plot starts getting the same treatment, now that I can’t forgive. I found CRS to be a fun show at first, and I really enjoyed certain of the villains, but in the end, poor writing killed it for me. I wrote about it a while back, but now that it’s out in R1, I thought I’d bring it up for a bit of rehashing.


CRS’s major failure is that it’s an incredibly stupid show, because it can’t operate under the rules of logic. It’s not that impossible things happen (much) — no wizards riding unicorns show up. It’s that there’s no rationale behind the actions the characters take, usually because the situation is often absurd to the point of contrivance. Sometimes it’s just a matter of characters not doing the logical thing. (It’s not required that characters make the optimum decision, but they shouldn’t make clearly stupid ones, unless that’s the point of the scene.)

The first couple of episodes of CRS are fairly action-packed and kind of fun. There were some real groaners, such as the names of certain characters, and the fact that the villain’s henchwomen embroider their group’s name on their parachutes, but I can give points for style as well. The show would be quite entertaining if overdoing style was the only problem. Unfortunately, the writers repeatedly have the characters do stupid or illogical things, and have events occur which should not be possible. Most of the time, it’s to move the plot along, but occasionally it’s just for entertainment. By the later part of the series, the logic gaps are unforgivable.

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I Knew It!

Jason sez: “Skip episode 7 of Shana, go straight to episode 8.”

Well, that’s not exactly what he said when he reviewed episode 7, but thats what I read. More slice-of-life angst. Ike tries to make a play for Yoshida by getting everyone to the park; Shana acts like a teen having fun, and somehow Ike’s plan goes south.

Ask me if I care? No, don’t, because I don’t care enough to answer. Why did I care enough to write this? I dunno. But I downloaded episode 8 the other night, skipping 6 and 7 entirely. Not sure I’m going to watch it; this show may not be redeemable, after such a promising start.

I just wonder if it’s 13 or 26 episodes…. because if it’s 13, we just wasted half the freaking series on angst.

UPDATE:
Some pics from Episode 8 below the fold; one NSFW behind spoiler tags.

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Three Bad Signs

It’s a bad sign when you totally lose track of the episodes you’ve seen, and think you’ve skipped one–but you haven’t; it’s just that the episodes were all forgettable.

It’s a bad sign when you start skipping forward to catch the fanservice scenes, because the rest of the show sucks.

It’s a really bad sign when you find yourself going, “Hey, wasn’t one of these girls supposed to be a succubus or something? I forgot… and so did the writers!”

How bad is it? I’m rating He is My Master as better than Goyshusho-sama. As disturbing as it sometimes was, it was funnier, sexier, and had a story to tell.

GSNK can’t even win despite having multiple sweaty girls dressed in swimsuits and meido outfits simultaneously, delivering suggestive dialogue. Now THAT’s bad.

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Quite the Babe

This is Lyar. She’s tough, smart, competent, and built like you-know-what.

This is Lyar. She’s smart, competent, and built by me. I don’t know how tough she is, but I have no intention of sticking her through a wormhole to find out. (I might, however, use her to battle Orcs, Blood Elves, Trolls, and various other Hordelings.)

This is what I did with Lyar’s LightScribe. Closeups below the fold: click on the pics for full size.
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Thanks, but No Thanks

So, I see ADV is making a big deal out of selling a huge library of animé at $1.99 per download. Quality is equal or better than DVD (and ought to be, seeing as the files are 500mb each).

Yes, it uses DRM, and will only play in Windows Media Player 10 or 11. You’re allowed a maximum of three “registrations” (i.e.: systems) it will play on, which may have to be selected at the time you download the episode, from what I can tell. What identifies a “registration” is not clear. So I don’t know if buying a new CPU will kill my ability to watch the downloads, or a new NIC, or a new video card, or a new motherboard, or whatever. (Or reloading the O/S).

Excuse me for being unexcited, but I don’t have to buy new DVD’s every time I replace my TV or DVD player.

Let’s see….for a typical DVD it’s $22.00 to buy, or $8.00 to download and rent (because I obviously don’t own) four episodes. With the first option, I can watch on my computer or TV, or I can take it to DrHeinous’ place and we can watch it between gaming sessions.

With the second I can watch it only on the computers I own at the time I purchased it and have never upgraded. Tell ya what ADV: split the difference. Make it $15.00 ($3.75 per episode), no DRM. Then I’ll bite.

Much ado about nothing. Wake me when DRM is dead.

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Watching the Door

Fruitlessly, however.

Sooooo, Wed. afternoon, I ordered my new computer parts from Newegg, and now I’m waiting for the UPS man to arrive. However, since they’re shipping 3-day delivery from La Puente, CA, I won’t see them until Monday. I’d been thrown off by the holiday, and was thinking it was Tuesday when I was finishing the order, so I paid extra for rush processing. They got it out that night… or so they say. However, when I click on the tracking link, this is what I see:

racking number xxxxxxxxxx7801
Ship date 11/14/2007
Estimated delivery 11/19/2007

Destination HOUSTON, TX, US
Service type GROUND
Weight 14.00 LBS
Status In Transit
Date/Time Activity Location Details
11/14/2007 ORIGIN SCAN[I] BALDWIN PARK, CA, US
11/14/2007 BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED[M]

But that turns out to be only the first tracking number. They say in a second email that they shipped it in four separate packages, and give four tracking numbers. This is the other three I see when clicking on those links:
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