Amaenaideyo, Season 1 Review

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:

Loser guy with secret power lives under the same roof with (multiple) total hotties, who consider him a pervert and often abuse — what? You say I should have stopped at "Loser"? Really, I wish I had. Either I’m getting really jaded or I’m getting a lot pickier about my animé. Three minutes into the first episode, and I’m telling myself, "Oh yeah, now I remember why I never downloaded this series before. It sounded stupid and unoriginal. Well, it successfully lived down to those expectations.

Left to right:

Ikkou Satonaka, age 16, first year Buddhist monk trainee. Secret power: turns into super-monk capable of mass exorcisms…when exposed to a mostly or entirely naked female.
Joutono Kawahara, age ?, Ikkou’s grandmother, high (and apparently only) priestess of the temple, also vice-principle of the high school attended by the older trainees.
Haruka Amanagawa, age 17, second-year trainee. Unofficial leader of the trainees. Rather carefree and a bit "liberated" for someone who calls herself a priestess.
Chitose Nanbu, age 15, first year trainee. (Very) small-town girl, likes horror movies. Of course, being a redhead, she’s the resident (mild) tsundere that won’t admit to herself she really likes Ikkou. Constantly and unwillingly loses her clothing to power-up Ikkou. Probably has the most sincere calling of them all.
Hinata Sugai, age 14, pre-trainee. Younger sister of Sakura. Resident semi-autistic genius, of course. Seen here without her pet flame-breathing demon, about the size of a small bobblehead figure.
Sumi Iuina, age 16, first year trainee. Sweet girl, has power over and empathy with animal spirits.
Sakura Sugai, age 16, second year trainee. Secret life as online "Dr.Sakura" where she dispenses advice (often abusive) to losers who write her with their problems.
Yuuko Atouda, age 15, first year trainee. Physical adept, the big eater, yuri tendencies, more dirty-minded than Haruka, and insanely jealous of the other girls’ larger breasts. Generally responsible for Chitose’s loss of clothing.

It’s not even 2 minutes into the first episode before Yuuko strips Chitose to power-up Ikkou and save the day. It’s only two minutes after that until he walks in on several of the girls in the shower. This series strings a fairly thin plot between all the scenes of Chitose (or one of the other girls) losing her clothes. After the first couple of episodes, it tended to follow a pattern of the gang encountering a spirit in human guise, which somehow none of them realize is a spirit (excpet Hinata, of course). Chitose gets jealous if any other girl shows interest in Ikkou, but abuses him as a pervert. Somone gets nekkid, and Ikkou saves the day. All the girls abuse him, despite the fact that it’s Yuuko that is always stripping Chitose. Seems to me, she’s the real pervert.

There are a couple of times where Chitose gives in and does it herself, and once when Sumi accidently got stripped, but after the third episode, I found myself jumping through the episodes just looking for the fanservice, of which there is a lot. Sadly, that means if Haruka ever got stripped, I missed it. Oh well. The eyecatches at the break are downright ecchi at times, and the final (DVD-only) episode is fully ecchi, with a lot of nudity in the latter half. The dialogue is uniformly suggestive throughout the series; in fact the fansubbers (I watched Mendoi’s version) state at the beginning that the writers used "come" and "awaken" interchangeably, but they chose to go exclusively with “awakened.” The point of that becomes obvious when you hear lines like "So, you lost your concentration and awakened, eh?" Making this all the weirder, the girls don’t refer to themselves as mikko, but as nuns, though that might be Mendoi’s choice again. It’s all the more bizarre during the required school festival episode, when the girls in different classes compete to have the best booth — and both of them blatantly use sex appeal to bring customers in.

Ikkou is the completely lame and loser center of the harem. He’s whiney, self-centered, and irresponsible — but hey, he’s a nice guy despite all that. In other words, the typical harem loser-male. He appears to have gotten something of a grip by the end of the series, but he’s still too whiney, and the girls still abuse him. And of course, so does grandma, whose real job is to see to it that Ikkou masters his wild power.

The art isn’t all that outstanding — in fact, it’s fairly mediocre, and the character design isn’t terribly original in a couple of cases. I wish they’d put half the effort into the art that they did for the ED scene of Ikko and Chitose on a bicycle. Yet somehow, despite all the negatives I cite here, they managed an OVA and a second season in addition to the episodes I downloaded. . It had to be on the strength of the admittedly excellent fanservice, because I really didn’t see much else to this show. I couldn’t see spending the time to watch it all, even for the purpose of doing this review.

And that is all the time and words I’m going to waste on this.

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I Hate My Brain

Over at Steven’s:

20070320.1915: How neat is this? Michael Dorn owns a flyable F-86 Sabre, one of the coolest of the early combat fighter jets.

First thing that occurs to me: “Today IS a good day to fly!”

You’d think I could come up with something, you know, original. Admit it, how many of you heard Worf saying that upon reading the teaser?

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Well, as Long as the Game Isn’t Soccer

I think I made the mistake of telling Steven how much I was enjoying seeing him write about Melancholy at last. I figure if he writes about something, he either liked it or hated it, or at least he saw something in it he felt like analyzing. And from the all the questions he was asking about Haruhi, which were the questions we were all asking when we first saw it, I kinda got the vibe that he was, you know, enjoying it.

Me and my big mouth. So now he takes off and starts watching Shuffle. Shuffle! Of all things!

So if we’re talking gods and demons, you’d expect them to be real characters, right? I mean, the demon should be rambunctious and outgoing, kind of like Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo, right? Well, she isn’t. In fact, Nerine and Lisianthus both are rather shy initially. I’m guessing it isn’t going to stay that way, but so far nothing is going the way I expect it to. Very pleasing.

(…why yes, I am playing games with Ubu Roi’s head. Why did you ask?)

ARRRRRRRGHHH!

Oh well, if he watches any more of Inukami! just to torture me, I’ll get the last laugh. Unless he watches episode 2. That was pretty good.

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I Live! (And so does my computer…)

Well, that was not a lot of fun. I decided after I ran Master Plan to the airport this morning, to bite the bullet and re-install my operating system. The computer had been acting a bit wonky for the last couple of months, and I’d never gotten it to recognize the drives properly after installing the 400GB Seagate last year.

So of course that ended up biting me in the ass, when I told Windows 2k Setup (yes, 2k, not XP, and sure as hell not Vista) to delete drive D:. See, that’s my boot drive… or is supposed to be. I had C: (80GB, slowly going bad), D: (40GB, old but just fine) and F:/G:/H: (1x 400GB w/3 partitions). E: was the DVD. D: and F: were supposed to be boot drives, with C also having the O/S but missing key boot files (legacy reasons, I retired it as a boot drive when it got screwy). After the system issues I had a couple of months ago, I deleted the system files on C: completely, and booted from F:, which was a several-months old copy of D:. For some strange reason, until I did that, Win2k had never acknowledged that F: was a boot drive.

With me so far?

Yeah, I think it’s confusing too. So I decided to finally do something about it before I installed a new program. The system had been locking up for a second or two at times, and running slowly. Plus with all the programs I had installed and removed over the last two or three years, who knows what crap was crowding up the memory at startup? So, a couple of weeks ago, I removed all the key files that I wanted to save from C: and D:, and I wiped C completely. Today, it was finally time to delete my boot on D:, reinstall, and then wipe the boot on F:. The plan was to be left with only one bootable drive, and that would be the newly re-partitioned and reformatted D:. Only Windows Setup didn’t agree with me as to the drive assignments. When I told it to delete partition D:, it deleted F:!

This is what’s known as “a real bummer.” Guess where I’d put many of the files I’d removed from C: and D:? Guess where my emails were? Guess where many of my savegames were? Guess where many, many files I’d created and stored in “My Documents” were?

Yeah. Well, my sinuses have been giving me hell lately, and I must have been utterly doped up on the drugs or something, because I didn’t lose my temper, or break anything, or even rant. I just went, “Oh well, that figures!” and started removing the C: drive on the theory that maybe the disk wasn’t bad, but the controller was, and it was confusing Win2K setup. It wasn’t reporting the rest of the partitions correctly anyway. As I went about resetting the jumpers, another seemingly unrelated item came into play. A month ago, I bought new reading glasses–bifocals. I could now read, for the first time in about five years, the ultra-teeny-tiny microscopic print on the top of the hard drives. And in doing so, I found that the reason Win2k was confused was that I had the jumpers set to “Master/Slave” whereas I had an Ultra ATA cable in use and should have them set to “Cable Select.” And of course they were attached the opposite of what they should be, so the Setup & boot saw it one way, but once the full O/S loaded, 2k saw and reported the other.

Wow. If I had brain, I be dangerous. But now what’s with the setup still not recognizing the 400GB drive? At this point, my lack of sleep (and surplus of druggage) from sinus issues caught up to me and I decided to sleep on it. After my nap, I remembered that Win2k can’t see over 137GB on a drive because it uses 24-bit addressing. From that point on, it was just a matter of re-installing, finding drivers, updating, installing more, rinse, repeat. And now I’m back in operation again, and booting off of drive C: (the old 40GB) like a normal person. Sans all my software for doing complicated HTML, editing pictures, watching DVD’s, watching fansubs, playing games… Sigh. So much work, so little time.

Obviously, posting will be slow for a spell. Console yourself with my updated anime list, now including almost all of the fansubs, and many series I’ve never done a full review on.

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To Melancholy 2 or Not to Melancholy 2? Clannad Times Two, Too?

Last night, there was a bit of confusion in Wonderduck’s comments on Clannad. Turns out he’s not the only one confused. A whole lot of fans are, including myself. However, I’ve been sorting through some of the comments and website articles (since I can’t read Japanese) and here is what I’ve found.

There has not been an official announcement of a second Melancholy series. Everyone is assuming one’s underway because of a comment made by one of the seiyuu that they were in discussions for licensing a second season, and everyone figured by now it had to be a done deal and they were working on it. Rumors have been flying that it would begin in fall 2007, but there’s been no official announcement, to the best of my knowledge..

Lucky Star is definately Kyoto’s next series; it’s announced and on the fall TV schedule. What comes after that (Kyoto only doing one series at a time) is the big question mark. Apparently, Clannad (TV series) is in production, and may be the next series shown. Where the confusion really starts is that apparently Toei is also doing Clannad, but they’re doing a movie. The two projects are independant, and do not tell exactly the same story. From Animé News Network:

Japanese TV station BS-i has announced a Clannad anime series based on the visual novel game by Key. The Japanese homepage is available here, with additional information to be released on the 20th.

The ANN summary of KyoAni’s version sounds weird:

Tomoya Okazaki is a third year student labelled as a delinquent. Everything seems to be unchanging for his school life until he meets Nagisa, and Tomoya finds that his life is about to change. He starts to have dreams of a bleak world and meets a girl who has the ability to fuse junk together in order to create things, and doing so, creates a body out of junk for him. He is then reborn into this empty world and follows around the girl, the only two existences who are “alive”.


From the “What’s the story behind this?” category:
While searching for information on a second season of Melancholy, I found this note for the manga.

This is actually the second manga adaptation of the novel. The first attempt, illustrated by Makoto Mizuno and released the first tankoubon on 2004-09-01, has been disowned by Kadokawa Shoten and was removed from its official catalog.

It must have sucked something fierce…..

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Randomosity

Steven’s speculating on a show he’s seen none of again. 🙂 (Edit: Well, so much for that!) This time it’s the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Not that he could have avoided knowing as much as he does about it, given the insane buzz about. Well, I’m not going to engage in spoilerific stuff, because, frankly, if you’ve seen the show already, you probably have tracked down the translated novels, and know where it goes after the animé series. Funny thing is, I was wondering the same thing. As of the eighth novel, Haruhi’s freshman year is not yet complete, and several hooks have been laid for future adventures. It looks like the series is getting a bit darker, with at least one (maybe several) opposition groups that would like to get rid of Haruhi, who is still clueless as to her abilities (at least in our version of reality.) However, there’s no way the animé can get into revealing Haruhi’s powers to her so long as the novels have not. Any attempt to write an original plot would result in a fan revolt, unless it were made clear up front that the original series author was writing it. Even then, there’d be complaints.. The actual plot of the 2nd series is still a mystery. However, KyoAni is known for being faithful to the source material, so I’m not expecting any surprises. Two more novels are planned, and it remains to be seen whether the author has gone into “milking mode” or if he’s got a destination in mind. I suspect the former.

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Come for the Samurai, Stay for the Ninja bOObies?

So I just finished catching up with Bakumatsu, and there was this reference to “the legendary suicide of the White Tiger Squad” in it. I figured it was one of those ‘ah, we lost, what a disgrace, let’s commit seppuku and make a mess on the carpet’ things. But in the process of using the Chinese Oppressor’s Search Portal to find some information, I ran across this piece of work: (Warning, some pictures NSFW)

After having recently watched the similar Kunoichi: Deadly Mirage which involved female ninja-ettes fighting on behalf of the Shinsengumi I knew what I was in for with this current film; a very tenuously grounded historical piece filled with ninja-ette bOObies. And I was not disappointed.

Well. You, the beloved viewer, will UNDOUBTEDLY be surprised at the manner and method in which these Ninja Powers will be released. Needless to say that EACH critical power will wholly rely upon various (ahem) unique characteristics of the SEVEN VIRGINS.

You will learn of secret, dark and deadly Ninja Magic (!!) such as the “Virgin Blood Sword” (which takes Yagyu and one ninja-ette less than two minutes to procure!). Or how about “Nipple Shock Power”! (GUYS! DON’T STARE INTO THE LIGHT!). And let’s not forget the dreaded “Uterine Cannon of Destruction” (as I call it) which can only be mastered by someone who, well, has a uterus.

By now you should be starting to grasp the sheer brilliance of this complex and exciting story.

The ‘Uterine Cannon of Destruction’… Ugh. Gee, and I thought Hollywood made tacky horror films!.

Oh, and I was right about the White Tiger Squad; the reviewer covered them in his historical notes. Weird that I had to read about Ninja bOObies to learn about Japanese history, but I suppose that’s just the way it goes, sometimes…

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