Air You Can See, Damage You Can’t

Steven linked to this article a couple of weeks ago, about the really bad pollution that will greet the athletes of the Beijing Olympics.

I do so enjoy the schadenfreude of the tremendous embarrassment the Chinese are going to suffer from this, but only today did it dawn on me, that someone else is going to take it right in the solar plexus. Hell, the nuts.

Kyoto, which was already a dead duck — and buried to boot, is about to have the grave paved over. But that’s not all.

What will the American public think of the environmental movement having a tizzy over “carbon footprint” and every little tenth-point change in the average temperature, after they spend two weeks watching this?

If I were G.W.Bush, right about the midpoint of the Olympics, I’d call congress back into session, to consider drilling in ANWR and drop a sly reference to the pollution in Beijing while I was at it. “Some pundits of disaster would have us believe that it is but a short step from drilling in Alaska, to the air of Beijing shrouding all our cities. And they would be right — if each of our cities contained 15 million people, and had no pollution controls whatsoever.”

Outside of really pissing off the Chinese, in combination with high gas prices, he’d force the Dems to roll. Which would explode their support from the looney left (not to mention a few heads) and maybe they’d be the ones to stay home this November!

Damn, what can I say? Bush shoulda picked me to replace Karl Rove.

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The Drawbacks of Being Popular

I’ll take obscurity over being drawn as a loli catgirl, thankyouverymuch!

…says the guy who just started a City of Villains character named “Nekomune” in a guild called “SOS Brigade.”

Sorry to be so unoriginal, but our first choice, “Hair Club for Harkonnen” wasn’t permitted. We were going to have the coolest ranks too… Baron Barber, Sardukar Pedicurist, Bené Gesserit Hairstylist, Fremen Manicurists, etc.

Of course, Dr. Heinous and I both have animé themed characters. My other one is “Ito Nobunaga” and his note is “An honorable swordsman and direct descendant of the famous samurai; he is only thought of as a villain by lessers who do not follow the code of bushido. (Don’t tell him he got the name wrong, it makes him angry. VERY angry.)”

The “famous samurai” is of course, Oda Nobunaga, so the in-joke is that he’s a westerner who doesn’t understand Japanese surnames come first.

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Aaaaaaand, It’s a Wrap! (updated)

Finished the final episode, and the coda.

Yes, both of the “big reveals” caught me by surprise.

Yes, both are incredible clichés, absolute groaners.

Yes, I find it hard to believe they could have told that story straight.

But in the end…. I believe they were. I don’t remember if it was Toren, Avatar_ADV or Brickmuppet who said it, but that one moment where they give a sly wink to the audience… it needed to be there for me to believe this is actually a parody, and it wasn’t.

The director set out to see how many clichés and tropes he could cram into a series, without making a parody of mecha stories. He needed the twenty years of experience, not to make a great parody, but to avoid making it a parody or start mocking it, even unconsciously. Amazingly, he succeeded (I hazard to say, brilliantly) in making a story that is so over-the-top ridiculous that it has to be parody, yet it isn’t.

Update 7/26 9:39 CDT: As I said to Steven in my response:

I really do see your argument; the series is so absurd at times — it just has to be a parody. I just can’t convince myself that it is. Especially given the parallels in flavor to Godannar (which brodcast a year later, and appears to have shared no staff). Granted, the latter is MUCH higher in angst, but it’s got a lot of the same “over the top” feel to it. Camel toes, high heels, and bouncing tits, on mecha? The teams all together, manage to insert just about every fetish there is, except yaoi? Ye gads. Sometimes when an enthusiast is operating in a niche and pushing the envelope, the line between “enthusiasm for your subject” and “parody of your subject” can get awfully thin, and I think that’s what happened in both cases. I seem to recall some reviewers tried to tag Godannar as parody also, but IMHO, if there is parody, it isn’t deliberate. It’s just that mecha shows fail to make a full transfer across the culture gap. I think we can’t wrap our Western minds around the idea that someone might have actually been serious when they made these series.

I mean, hell, we are enjoying Strike Witches enormously, but try explaining that to the average person on the street. Even many animé fans are panning it.

Philistines, the lot of ’em.

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One to Go…

Man, that Sandman is such a playboy. “Fae, you have become strong and beautiful!”

As for the ending, of episode 11, I was not surprised at all. since (major spoiler) they never showed who Leele’s mother was, I figure Lufira is it. Lufira was Zieg’s, then she defected to Hugi, taking an infant Leele with her. And as for their embrace, I immediately remarked, “And now she stabs him.” Only a second later, ‘glitch!’

The last episode is going to have to do a LOT better than this.

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Thursday.

You know what that means. Now while Strike Witches episode 4 downloads, I’m going to watch another episode of Gravion. Not twittering it, since that would take too long and I’m going to watch Strike Witches next.

And then I think I’ll pre-order Dai Mahou Touge. “Lyrical Tokharov, kill them all!”

Update:
Ok, 2 episodes of Gravion left, and I’m back in the corner of “Yes, they were serious when they made this show; they just didn’t realize how stupid they were being.” I submit Godannar as evidence — Gravion has far better villians (which isn’t saying much — Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying had better villains than Godannar), but I’m getting that same vibe. Mecha fans just don’t seem to care how idiotic their show is.

I’ll hold off watching until tomorrow night.

And a final note: (possibly NSFW)

Um, are we going to lose the fog from this sequence on the DVD? Yikes!

And next week’s the swimsuit episode?

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A Little More Gravion

Up to episode 5. Not going to keep doing the twittering, it’s a bit much and I don’t have enough readers for anyone to actually be looking at that in real-time anyway. I do have a few observations though.

The onsen episode was ok, but I expected more Fae Xin Lu. Disappointing. Overall, even without that episode, I think they’ve kicked the fanservice up a little bit. We’re getting a lot more panty shots, explicit nipple outlines through sheer fabric, but the real pr0n is the mecha. Either I’m becoming immune to it or they’re scaling it back a bit though.

Something that makes me go “hmmmmm.” It’s a picture, but I’m putting it behind the tag, because I think it’s a clue, and if so, it’s a spoiler.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Update: Dammit. I am NOT twittering this, I said.

But if I can figure out how to defeat Gravion, why can’t the Zeravire? Just wait until the moon’s not overhead and they can’t get the sword to descend.

Flawless victory!

Still needs more Fae. Having an animé with a character named Fae (or phonetic equivalent thereof) makes any show a winner. Just ask Ms. Valentine.

Update:Oh. Crap. Steven, you are laughing your ass off right now, aren’t you? I picked the wrong one!

Update: Episode 6: Ok, I give up. THAT wasn’t even in the cards. This show is starting to reach Code Geass levels of crazy plot twists. Are we sure it’s Gonzo and not Sunrise? I’m actually starting to enjoy it for the same reason I do CG. I don’t know where the hell we’re going to end up, but it’s going to be a ride to remember, getting there!

Update: Ok, it’s Code Geass, without the Geass. Just forget about the clues, and run with it.

Clues like that.

Update: Right on cue.

And about damned time. Finally! Some Fae-service! (and I bet Mizuki’s in there too.)

Ok, so I was wrong about that. But does Fae understand just what she’s saying every time a Zeravire gets destroyed?

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Gravion Zwei, Episode 2

Well here we go, another bit of insanity….

Snnnrk. You call that a website? C’mon the chibi flash animation is just not cutting it. Mess with people, put pics of Eiji and Toga up there. In drag, of course.

Another reason Eiji has the kiddie harem. Sandman knows better than to waste epic melonpan on the kids. You know, given the use of gravatic power here, I think it’s a lock that the women all have antigravity bras to spare their backs from pain.

Oooooooooh, someone’s jealous!

Wait, the fact that the drill’s not spiral… what? Oh well. Simon and Kamina would be disappointed… and hey, Thoria’s no Yoko, but I like the view anyway.

Good grief. He can’t even suggest a picnic without getting melodramatic. Someone cue his spotlight. Better yet, someone cue his haberdasher. Gawd, what an outfit.

You know, every time that little redheaded minx is looking at Eiji, she’s either smirking or leering. I hope he’s remembering to lock his bedroom door at night, or that prison sentence might get moved up a few episodes.

Full Melon Panic. aka the “I just died and went to Heaven” view. Three drunken maids? Oh HELL yeah… And based on Ms. Mizuki’s observation that photo might just be a fake after all.

Drunk aggressive maids? Drunk lonely aggressive maids? This has potential. Cue up the bow chika bow wow music, please.

Darn, just when I thought it was going to get good. The girls accidentally activate the G-Driller, and things get a little scrambled in the chase.

OMG. I was going to complain that they went through the whole stock combine sequence (save the Driller’s scene, which wouldn’t make sense), even though it was just to reset the Driller….and then when I re-ran it in slo-mo for a screenshot, I caught this. Too. Damn. Funny.

Huh. And all that time, I never made the phonetic connection with “Sandman.” Given how Japanese contractions work, it’s blindingly obvious… in hindsight.

Well, ok. Maybe watching Code Geass R2 just before this was the key. It sure put me in the mood for bizarre plot twists, after all.

and finally….

Needs more screentime. (And is apparently about to get it, in the onsen episode…)

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