Instapundit, in linking to a discussion on pre-marital sex, notes this in the comments of the original article:
In the comments, this observation: “I found that belonging to Math Club was an effective deterrent to teenage sex.”
Don’t teach abstinence, teach math!
Oh man. If that doesn’t end up in a future Roget’s, there is no justice.
Oops, I meant Bartlett. Roget, Bartlett, they’re both dead, right?