Archive for January, 2006

Internet meets Video on Demand: Cable Loses

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

Ok, I know I said I was sick, but I ran across this, and as the implications of the price point seeped in, I went, “Holy packet loss, Batman!” and tripped out. I’ve known about “Video on Demand” (VOD) for some time, and it’s seeped into my awareness in the last few days (while I had nothing better to do than surf) that it was even available over the internet. I figured, yes, if you have a huge hard drive, a broadband connection, are geeky enough to hook your TV to your computer, and are willing to blow $20 for 30 minutes of programming, sure.

Boy was I wrong. Way wrong. The following excerpted news article (after the break) was posted over at the Anime News Network today:

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Anime Review: Sister Princess

Monday, January 16th, 2006

Well, my head’s stuffed full of cotton from a head cold, so I’m taking the easier of the two articles: an animè review. I’d accidently bought the 3rd DVD of this series a month ago, so I ordered the first two and waited on them to come in before viewing all three (of six). Summary: If harem comedies are your thing to the point that you have to have every one ever made, get it. Otherwise, don’t bother. This is another example of the writers’ ambition getting ahead of their ability.

Take a top-of-his-class guy who weirdly, fails to graduate from Jr. High. Dump him on a mysterious island with a soon to open amusement park and a special invitation-only school. Then give him 12 girls, all of whom claim to be his younger sisters . . . and are totally devoted to him. The older ones are often a bit non-sisterly in their attention to him (though nothing ecchi goes on). Oddly, not all the girls know each other either. Drop a few hints in here and there about there being a larger backstory, but never resolve it. That’s Sister Princess.

I was going to do the usual first-episode synopsis, but the more I think about it, the less I think this series is worth it, especially given how I feel today. So here’s a few pictures and some more commentary, after the fold.

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This Is All Bush’s Fault!!

Thursday, January 12th, 2006

Or it will be just as soon as someone figures out how to blame him for all those nuke tests in the Pacific, back in the 1950’s!

Get yours today!

Taiwanese Scientists Breed Glow-in-the-Dark Pigs. Hm… so the Taiwanese are fronting this project for the evil Bush-Cheney-Halliburton regime, eh? I bet it’s all part of their master plan to stomp Tokyo flat with a big lizard.

Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! Oh, no: GODZILLA! (with apologies to Blue Oyster Cult)

Anime Review: Mars Daybreak

Monday, January 9th, 2006

So far, I have seen only the first ten episodes, on 2 DVD’s. The menus are good - a bit slow to get to the point, because of animation, but it’s good stuff, and very clear. Music is a plus; the opener and closer are both catchy romantic tunes, and the soundtrack during action shots obviously makes use of a “bass choir” (if there’s a technical term for it, I don’t know what it is) overlaying a good electronic score. The animation is good; underwater landscapes are detailed, and interiors have an authentic worn and rusty look to them. You can look at areas in Adena and know the place is run down and economically blighted.

Voice acting in the Japanese version is outstanding, but avoid the English dub like the plague. They made a horrible, horrible choice for Lt. Vestemona, and she’s the major female lead. Her seiyu comes across as a whiney, bitchy, little twit. I’ve heard more lethargic delivery, but never more revolting. It took all of five lines spoken by her before I cried “Uncle!!!” and switched to the Japanese voice track. It was bad enough to make me cheer her rival Enora on.

Character design is good, with the possible exception (again, unfortunately) of Lt. Vestemona; I am bad about face recognition, and her changes in hair color and styling from on duty to off gave me problems. For some reason, when she’s off duty and lets her hair down, the animators tend to color it more brown, especially in dim light, and that threw me. It wouldn’t have if I’d paid more attention to the opening credits. There’s a beautiful fade there, that highlights her inner conflict over being back on Mars, let alone the other little problem she discovers there.

Gram is fairly typical, just a good-looking hero, but the designers avoided the easy trap of making Captain Elizibeth look too sexy to be the leader or Enora vampish enough to ring false. Bon, Gram’s young friend, is missing a tooth, which helps drive home that these people are poor; neither we nor they can take their health or dental hygine for granted. Life’s hard. Talking cats and robots with an attitude? Done to death. But a talking porpoise that walks around in a robot suit? A bit different.

And that really summarizes Mars Daybreak. There’s not a lot that’s original; it’s one clichè after another. (Edit: it is based on a computer game, after all!) Take a “true prince” story. Hide it under a science-fiction sea pirate adventure. Tuck in political intrigue, revolutionary movements, and a love triangle involving the true prince and two strong-willed women who shouldn’t have anything to do with him, but instead have everything to do with him. Don’t forget to make the pirates be Robin Hood-like heroes, then add a few plucky kids, mecha combat, psychic girls, touchy robots, ancient mysteries, a treasure waiting to be found, a revolutionary leader, double agents, “sea-witches,” talking animals, mercenary bad-guys, manipulative politicians, and a few crackpots. Stir vigorously.

Edit: grrr, sorry about the lack of pictures for the first three hours. Stupid thing will show them in my preview, but not after posting, unless I put a fully qualified URL in the link. Anyway, it’s fixed now. Click on the pics for the full size.

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I Think It Would Work If . . .

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Steven Den Beste slips up again and for the second time in a month, posts a semi-serious subject on Chizumatic. (Blogging is an addiction, isn’t it? Looks like someone’s slipping off the wagon.) Although this post is scientific, rather than political, it’s still an interesting look at why flywheels aren’t so great for energy storage after all.

Even though he said not to nitpick with “it would work if we tried. . .” suggestions, I just can’t resist. You see, I think it just might work– really! We simply need to use scrith for the bearings and flywheel. Nothing like a material that’s more frictionless than teflon and stronger than carbon nanotubes.

(Not to mention entirely fictional. So — in case you’re too humor-impaired to notice, this post is very much tongue-in-cheek.)